As a thanks for the 1,000 notes on my other post. [x]
i poked my screen for like 5 minutes and giggled like an idiot every single time.
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
this looks like so much fun
"we don’t speak, but it’s the kind of nothing that means everything."
i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life
me when I see a train: look there’s a train
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE
shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom
This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco
i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg
No it’s Halloween
This is amazing
one more month motherfuckers and i’ll be blasting this from a stereo.
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
He was the biggest shipper
Goat gives it all it’s got
dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!
this is so important